when you realize will smith slap chris rock at oscars was years 4 ago

id like to apologize to the chipotle employee who minutes before the place was closing had to get a second tortilla to fully wrap my burrito because of how much shit i had put on it

the shape

my new creepypasta: key and peele.exe

“i wish i was high on THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED”

#fortniteseason fortnite loading screens when your pet inverted mermaid walks into the room

how it feels to be 17

the recap

was playing dead estate and noticed that the creature in this painting looks like a white skinned version of mr frog

alzheimer’s

i drink pee pee i eat poo poo