my new creepypasta: key and peele.exe

“i wish i was high on THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED”

the shape

when you realize will smith slap chris rock at oscars was years 4 ago

id like to apologize to the chipotle employee who minutes before the place was closing had to get a second tortilla to fully wrap my burrito because of how much shit i had put on it

was playing dead estate and noticed that the creature in this painting looks like a white skinned version of mr frog

how it feels to be 17

i drink pee pee i eat poo poo

alzheimer’s

#fortniteseason fortnite loading screens when your pet inverted mermaid walks into the room

the recap