MY MOM FORGOT TO TAKE MY PHONE AWAY

at this restaurant where they have these buzzers to signify when your food is ready and each time the people with the buzzing buzzers walk past I keep thinking they’re holding electric razors to shave my head

man what are my recent emojis bru

how it feels to follow people in a circle you’re not in

hors

i love my notifs

gen don’t see myself making it past 20 without killing myself 😅image unrelated

felt extremely suicidal yesterday but rn im eating the best chocolate bar I’ve ever had in my life

THE GOVERNMENT IS PAYING CHEFS AROUND THE WORLD TO PUT YUCKY VEGETABLES IN MY NOODLES

me after doing one homework assignment that took 5 hours that should have taken 30 minutes but i kept doomscrolling