Step 1. Go to your local art gallery for inspiration

Step 2. Witness the great pieces of paint and sculpture

Step 3. You ask an art critic what his favorite piece is

Step 4. He directs you to what he considers "one of the art worlds blessing to the human eye."

Step 5. You finally make it to the famous piece, but before you take your hands from your eyes, he lets you in on an art world secret

Step 6. "An artist must bleed for their work to be immortalized."

Step 7. When you uncover your eyes, you find yourself inside the painting

"Oh my, little to no bright colors, but perhaps the focal point holds more beauty."

"Excuse me sir, are you the inhabitant of this painting?"

"I'M SORRY MY CHILD, BUT I MUST NOT BE OVERTHROWN."

February 17th 2005, The Horror-Piece Incident