Step 1. You wake up one morning with a headache and sore muscle

Step 2. You call up your boss to let them know you won't be coming in today

Step 3. You get a cup of water and saltine crackers on snack on

Step 4. You try to rest it off

Step 5. While resting, you try to remember what might gotten you sick

Step 6. All you did yesterday was go to the park, watch a movie and eat dinner at home

Step 7. That and accidentally inhaling the dusty ashes of a deceased corpse in a dirty alleyway on your way to work that had stranhe runes on them

February 2nd 2022, The Immobilizing Iiiness Incident