fredbr

bro why am i so sensitive😭just reading a vent post is enough to make my stomach hurt like im having period cramps

in this situation i could not be having actual cramps of any type so its definitely emotional stomach pain

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP LITERALLY RIGHT WHEN IM HAVING DINNER

LIKE AS MUCH AS I TRY TO EAT QUICKLY I COME BACK TO MY LAPTOP AND SEE A NOTIF THAT GOES "WHATSAPP: PRIVATE" AND EFFECTIVELY HE WENT TO SLEEP 10 MINUTES AGO

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His parents finally gave him some attention and they weren't mad /lyr

>me "hey mom my vitamin capsules look putrid"

>mom "nah they always looked like that"

>i swallow the capsule

>mom "hey can you check the expiration date"

>it expired today

Stupid mutt

the stupids

you guys do not know how frustrating it is to not know how to kiss

i SWEAR guys he looks very kissable im not going insane

I will die your daughter.

promise