Decided to give in. In the update Vinny would now be able to run.

"What can you tell me about... Quality Content?"

Playtested it. and here's how long it'll roughly take.

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Charmed Rolands

Rag Maggot Induced Migraine

Vinny and Lin's Adventure is now in Spanish.

Brought to you by Hitler's Assassin: Rigoberto

[There's also an Alex and Joel fight]

2 Random sprites.

Fancy Rando Boy and Usual Scumbag Dad.

Macks

This lady is the "founder of modern nursing".