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unsuspecting student gets beheaded by teacher for using phone

how mfs be acting like when they cyberbully you into quitting because you said "mid music" to their favorite artist 5 years ago sarcastically:

i like how the only reason mr whale became inactive for 10 months was because of motivation and people making it say weird things but even after some adjustments its still doing all this @ttbowen i think you need to adjust mr whale a little bit more

me when im running late to class and i see a couple doing it raw doggy style while blocking my way so i have to genuinely curse them with weakness for eternity

eh not THAT hot tbh

why did matpat say this?

gd cologne is playing the impossible game

either you get second degree burns or your fingers start freezing

where else but daily chat where you'll see people roleplaying while typing this out