Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly I don't like blue cheese 'cause it is really smelly If you touch my pizza, you're gonna have to die Start writing your farewells and saying your goodbyes Is it your birthday? Think I forgot it Since it's not over, let's go to Hot Topic I'm sorry, Granny, for pushing you down the stairs I apologized, don't know why you think I don't care I'm stuck in my freezer turning into a Klondike Bar I don't know where I'm going, but I know I'm going far I'm stuck in my freezer turning into a Klondike Bar I don't know where I'm going, but I know I'm going far Just a reminder, don't touch my pizza Or you'll regret it, you really will I'll keep my composure, things will get out of hand Don't know what I'm doing, I made this at 4 a.m. Just be yourself, man, it'll be alright Don't let them test you, you gotta put up a good fight I'm really sleepy so it is time to rest I'm ending this song now I hope you have a good night!