3 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPMhkIiapIA

so every time i listen to this i get Susie and Joey vibes


【Gumi English】Candle Queen【Original Song Collaboration】
2020 edit: my statement: Please acknowledge that this song is ableist in nature towards individuals with NPD, HPD and BPD. Lauren and I did not have these di...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPMhkIiapIA

their family (well, Joey's uncle's family, which still counts right?) are both crime families (who are rich as fuck) and enemies too

one time Susie and her brothers got a fight with the Drew kids (Drew twins, Jeremy, and their 3 cousins)

Joey got kidnapped by Susie and she tied her up in the basement of the Campbell family's mansion

and Joey's gay ass got seduced by that demisexual attention whore

Susie seduced Joey to get more info and shit.

even tho Susie was like 'I STILL LOVE SAMMY YOU BI-'

Joey used his ✨telekinesis✨ to knock Susie out with a nearby chair and escaped

also i just realised Joey and Susie has a 6 year age gap-

Susie was 14 when that happened so that means Joey should be 20 that time

...

and Joey started up the studio when he was 24 and shit

*dances in yeyeye*

when Susie was in an interview with Joey Susie was like 'why the fuck does this bitch look familiar'

so anyways here comes Joey's charisma towards Susie

Joey asks Susie on a date (which breaks Sammy's heart), and Susie fucking agrees (SUSIE YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND) if it means she gets her job back

AND THEN BOOM

SUSIE DIED

the fifth and final step of being a JDS employee

never trust Joeyey Drew

and then i drew this comic where Malice (Susie) was totally berserk and tried to kill Joey

and then later...

Susie got jealous that Joey was the perfect Alice and actually looks like the real Alice

and tried to kill him

little did Susie know JOEY HAD A STICK

one time they were forced to work together and they did

they still hate each other tho

i love the JoSie relationship

i dont ship them as a couple

just enemy to lover(?) to friend to enemy



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