The bs I tell my friends

Guys there's a new villain in this world

Ha ha ha

What

Gasp

@glitch-demon

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?

Hey Mario

Stupidity

Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better