Somehow I managed to Crystal Dash just as the Black Egg opening animation played, so I got stuck in the state and continued dashing against the wall, and when the animation ended and I was able to move again . . . this happened? This game bro.

Reminder that at one point someone built a massive car in CC.

shut up jimbo you're a piece of paper in a video game

map

Straddlers when you breathe in a 200 mile radius from them:

Whatever Am I To Do With All Of These

Useless Currency

This is what I mean about the ads bro, fullscreen giant popups.

rain worl

yaaay we love ai, it's so helpful and does not give modded information when asking about the base game

god they need to add a way to turn this thing off

STTRRRRRRRUCTURE OOOOORREEEEE