So, nobody’s gonna mention how goofy Eyepeeler looks here?

Thankfully this nasty fuck doesn’t directly kill you anymore, it just shorts out the flash switches briefly.

So have this photo of it from the credits instead of a proper game over screen.

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Four and the Announcer

That isn’t a very pretty sight.

My account is 2, and my children are almost 2, too

Well… you absolutely didn’t ask for this.

“David McDundee achieved premium ear cancer”

TBH, this could’ve been a particularly gruesome scene…

if it weren’t for David’s face.

No seriously. He looks like he’s absolutely baked out of his mind on pot.

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