[Scene: Inside the White House Oval Office. President Donald Trump is sitting at his desk, with Shrek and Kim Jong Un standing on either side of him.] Donald Trump: Alright everyone, let's get down to business. [He looks at Shrek] Now what was it you wanted? Shrek: Well sir, I just want a nice quiet swamp where I can live in peace without any annoying humans coming around! Donald Trump [shaking his head]: You know that's impossible right now. But if you help me out here with this situation with North Korea then- Kim Jong Un [interrupting]: Wait a minute! Why should he help us when we are the ones causing all this trouble? Donald Trump: Because if you don't cooperate then we'll have to take some drastic measures - like sending over an ogre or two from Far Far Away to sort things out! Kim Jong Un [stunned silence for a few seconds]: Uhh.. okay.. um... what do you need me to do? Shrek [smiling slyly and rubbing his hands together]: How about stopping these missile tests for starters – but only after your people get treated to an all

I asked OpenAi this, the result weird
(the result is in the article)
Next up
This tweet did not age well
Congratulations to Sweeden for winning, but it was one of the songs i liked the least (no offense)
How can you vote for someone singing with Freddy Krueger nails?
I am extremely disappointed of the jury and public votes.
Many good songs did not get votes
Bought a Tabasco plant to see if i manage to grow some peppers. I Hope that the North italian weather does not destroy my attempt
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Buon 2 giugno a tutti!
Got tickets for Oppenheimer🎟️🎟️
Who wants to join?
yes
Happy Valentine’s Day! @OperaGX
dropped the Valentine’s-inspired game Maximum Load. Guide PC Man through a satisfying install. 🥵
2 quests celebrating the game have entered your log! Play #MaximumLoad here: https://bit.ly/maximumload
considering that i've had other accounts before this one, i feel old













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