That's my favorite springtail

Bro vanilla is gonna snatch your soul

Bro I wish he licked me like that

I didn't get time to fear for my fucking life when she delivered the furry combo on my dumbass

I might be a little bit of a security guard

I'm just saying...

She's like bane from Batman juiced to the max and is ready to break my spinal column

Damn that's stings a lot

Human Edward is probably the most terrifying thing I've seen

the dick riding champ is here