"My ex said she needed space, so I locked her in a closet and now she has all the space she needs, and I can finally play the new hollow knight: silksong."

guy grew sick of his girlfriend laying on him (fatal Datsun 2016 car accident)

meet the smuul medic

97 hours on gmod

roblox thinks i am a discord mod

retro sony camera, that almost records like a blackberry phone, gonna take this to a school trip, and taking a picture with my friends, and censor their faces because yes and also hide the camera

bro

broke my mouse and it made it harder to look around. my mouse cursor now moves at 20 fps.

911 reference

heart attack that lasted 9 seconds