When I saw a woman at the gas station one time I yelled boobs like I was getting somewhere

Bitch looks like the mother fucking lorax

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK I WONT BE HOME UNTIL THE 9TH FUCK

Jake didn't take me long to draw surprising only 5 hours

(Jake the jaguar for my fangame stay till 12)

Okay I fixed him with the power of my broken fingers

Wanna party?..

I'm calling my wife on your ass

Fun fact I have no wife

It's 3AM

Pikaweed

Erm,,, I messed up,,,,