Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

I'm gonna change my pinned post back to the og on my birthday because it's too iconic

Wendy Testicleburgers from South Shart

A weird noise happened in my attic today

NEW GAMEJOLT DRAMA!!!! @dotist COPIED FIVE NIGHTS AT ALEX'S

I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND, BUT THEN HE BETRAYED ME LIKE LIKE THIS

Video tape akert

BRO

I WAS SO STRESSED BY CAPCUT GETTING BANNED

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY PRESENT ME?!?!?!??!?!

TF YOU MEAN TOO MANY REQUESTS?!??!?!??

United States project

What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box: