Bein born ta a straight-up wealthy crew, Dwayne Cheddar had a straight-up punk ass olda brutha (whose name was Jizzy Cheddar), his crazy-ass mutha was a archer, his wild lil' daddy was a lumberjack. They saved much of they scrilla by buildin a humongous log cabin instead of buyin a house. One dizzle a mad salty mob of a rivalin faction, whoz ass viewed tha Cheddars as mastaz of evil (which, all up in tha time, was not true), kidnapped Dwayne’s muthafathas.

His only other crew member whoz ass managed ta survive was his bully brother, Johnny. Dwayne was goin mad wit grief n' a hunger fo' relief, as they muthafathas sometimes mistreated Johnny, he put two n' two together, n' came ta realize dat Jizzy must have assembled tha mob. Dwayne tricked his brutha n' other childhood bullies ta big-ass up a ritual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack fo' realz. Afta endin tha game of his brutha n' enemies, his schmoooove ass consulted a soothsayer ta peep if his wild lil' future would be any better, da thug was wrong, “if you continue down dis dark path,” tha seer holla'd, “you shall be defeated by a thugged-out dragon of gray n' black.” (yes, I ripped dat line from Kung-Fu Panda 2) thankin artificial intelligence would one dizzle rule tha galaxy, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became mo' machine than playa afta his crazy-ass muthafuckin inhyped onslaught up in which da thug was holla'd all up in tha suckas would defeat his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shortly thereafter, he pledged his dirty ass ta tha underworld, makin his ass a gangbangin' full up Demon Lord. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Undergoin a freshly smoked up name: Zombicon, he partnered wit Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Esteban G. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stunz, his childhood playa, twisted Mackdaddy Frankie IV over ta his side, n' finished by recruitin General Salazar Glore yo. His downfall was brought upon by his own arrogance, tha pimpin' muthafucka thought his schmoooove ass could fulfill his wild lil' fate n' bust a cap up in tha one remainin Black Oddzilla… personally. Now, granted da thug was controllin a robotic colossus yo, but tha Great Black Thin had brought down bigger monstas than his crazy-ass metal creature. Zombicon was vanquished

His existence didn’t end there, as da thug was able ta transfer his consciousnizz tha fuck into other beings. Through animatin armor n' bonez of deceased war suckas, da thug was able ta consume tha game force of others by goin on a cappin' spree. In time, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became known n' feared as ‘Killa Bones’ but he picked on tha wack playa of tha Black Oddzilla yo. Dude n' his wild lil' freakadelic pimp was torn ta pieces.