3 years ago

i guess Sammy is

like

y'know

SAMMY HEADCANON TIMESSSSSS


-He is a fucking otaku

-Has a Hatsune Miku body pillow

-Is somewhat flirty while drunk

-He is named after his mom and his appearance is based on his mom |:)

-*gasp* mY gOd Is ThAt HiM pLaYiNg ThE mAiL sOnG fRoM bLuEs ClUeS??????????

-He's one of the most unprofessional and dense members of the studio

-H-he- he-he-he

		
			he fucking murdered Joey *sob* (HA im mocking Henry)
		
	

-He loves choco stuff and he doesn't wanna admit it

-He once yelled at Wally for losing his keys and Wally cried

-He plays ✨dating sims✨

-He used to eat cocaine aged 20, and he still does, he can stand it :sunglasses:

-The way to summon Lawrence on a morning

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-This man is a combo of depression, drug addict, workaholic, alcoholic, flirtiness and fucking mood

-He's fluent in Spanish and Japanese

-He just- he is hilarious when drunk- i- yea-

-If you look into his eyes you'll be seeing hell

-*here Sammy dances in composer struggles*

-He has about seven alter egos:

-Ren

-Sunshine

-Valentine

-Hunter

-Blue

-Phobia

-and lastly his most iconic ego Ink!Sammy

-*Sammy here simps in Japanese*

-My gooooooooooood he fucking robbed a drug store

-Sammy Lawrence's ✨simp list✨

-Hatsune Miku

-Tatsumaki (One Punch Man)

-Fubuki (One Punch Man)

-Monika (DDLC)

-Megumin (KonoSuba)

-Chisa Yukizome (Danganronpa)

-Himiko Toga (MHA)

-Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa)

-Kanon Nakajima (Danganronpa)

-Lumine (the fem twin protag) (Genshin Impact)

-He is atheist, but during his post-ink phase he's non-atheist, but then that changed

(leave some headcanon ideas)



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