my deep dark secrets when i get a little too comfortable with my friends at 4 am

theres more shit in my pants damn

bro

bro got so mad

me watching people hate on my own home state (kansas) just because a popular woman was dating one of our football members

why is he so slutty in this pic

my soul

"Sir they ran out of fried chicken and popcorn chicken at your local Publix"

me fantasizing about being a scenecore producer (im too shit to be one)