YOU GUYS DIDNT TELL ME IT WAS A SURPRISE I DIDNT FUCKING READ THE FINE LININ I DIDNT SEE YOUR TEXT SAYING "dont tell him its a surprise" BECAUSE I DONT HAVE NOTIFICATIONS FOR INSTA

IF YOURE GONNA TELL ME SOMETHING IMPORTANT YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT IN ALL CAPS AND MULTIPLE TIMES IF ITS DAYS AWAY BECAUSE I AM NOTORIOUS FOR NOT REMEMBERING SHIT

IM NOT GONNA LOOK THROUGH OUR CHATS AND SEE oh btw Dont tell ur uncle happy birthday haha!! IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION THAT DOESNT MATTER