So listen, there are around 2 billion children around the world, 500.000 of them are Christian. Meaning that if Santa Claus were to give gifts to all of them he would need to fly at a speed that is 9700 times faster than the speed of sound. If he were to travel at this speed he and all of his reindeers would start burning like a comet inside the atmosphere of earth.

That means that a shooting star is nothing but Santa Claus falling from the sky while burning.

I’m sure you think to yourself that there isn’t only one shooting star, and you’re right. Because of the heat, the sled of Santa exploded, and with it all of the reindeers, presents and of course Santa himself.

That also means that your parents never lied about that Santa exists, but rather they lied about him being alive.