fun fact: this is what smertan originally looked like it was back in 2020 and the game was just an idea with no gameplay

smertan eats your sole

new main menu coming in alpha 4

screenshots from alpha 4 the alpha is still being worked on

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alpha 4 will make a the minigames look a lot clean-- wait what is that

LEGO dumb man

Alpha 3 is out now!

alpha 3 is where things will get big

smertan playhouse character artwork