When you are scrolling through onlyfans for no particular reason and then you see your english teacher who's "out on pregnancy" leave on there with recent posts:

Dawg I know you're a gimmick account but there's bigger stuff to talk about than the city of Greenville SC rn

The duality of people on my Gamejolt following page:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Me in a Minecraft ARG writing down the strange occurrences in my Minecraft World in a Book & Quill and leaving all of my footage in a flash drive before the evil entity takes me so people can make theories using my clues about what happened and the entity

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

How tf did one stupid ahh horror game get 8 games + like 3 spin-off games?

A whole crowd going to my house cause I am following the father's brother's nephew's former roommate of a pedophile that I followed like 2 years ago (I don't even know who tf they even are anymore):

TRIPLE TROUBLE ALEXFANCYPANTS MIX REAL

"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"