Guess I'll just make one myself then.

Triple Trouble in TCP, Bendy, Teletubbies and Samurai Jack be like:

Open article for something cool

the day he fries

New Guilded server is in the works!

I'm pretty sure you have a reason to run now, Steven.

Thank you for 3,500 profile followers!

TCP in Decimal be like:

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Secret of the Studio - A new vampire has appeared!

Introducing a new threat: The Glampire!

Apple Eyes in FNAF 2 be like:

also ignore the date at the top right