i just played Cube Escape: Paradox this afternoon (bc i was looking...

3 years ago

i just played Cube Escape: Paradox this afternoon (bc i was looking for a new game to play and this was free and it was similar to The Room) and here's what i wanna say:

(spoilers, i've only played Paradox and not the rest of the series)

1. Dale (the detective/protag) sounds extremely familiar to me in personality....... hmmmmmmmmmm

2. THE CORRUPTED SOULS LOOK FAMILIAR-

3. d-did Dale kill Laura? like, in one of the TV channels, Dale is shown behind Laura, with a knife to her throat. i- i dont understand. plus, in one of the games (i forgot, found it on the wiki), there's a cutscene in Dale's POV where he approaches Laura from behind with a knife in his hand. i- I DONT GET IT

4. The wiki says that this character from earlier games named William Vanderboom died, and he was reborn as Laura, so does that mean he's trans?????? And Robert (the protag of Cube Escape: The White Door) is the ex-boyfriend of Laura, and does he realize he's was dating a former old man????????? (no offence to William doe)

5. can we talk about how Frank's dad is a fucking flower.

a fucking

flower

a plant

6. bAHAHAHAH ALBERT IS A FUCKING SIMP FOR HIS OWN SISTER IN LAW SJSKDKFKFG-

7. ALBERT FUCK OFF OF SAMUEL'S WIFE SH- SHE'S YOUR SIS IN LAW WHY ARE YOU- WH- YOU- ~~STOP STEALING HER EGGS MOTHERFUCKE-~~

8. HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR BROTHER DUDE

9. DUDE

10. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO SIMPS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND ENBIES AND ALL THE OTHER GENDERS.

*screams in pain*