What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

NEW GAMEJOLT DRAMA!!!! @dotist COPIED FIVE NIGHTS AT ALEX'S

I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND, BUT THEN HE BETRAYED ME LIKE LIKE THIS

Wendy Testicleburgers from South Shart

A weird noise happened in my attic today

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

Video tape akert

"I wanna kill some guy named David"

Some guy named David

TF YOU MEAN TOO MANY REQUESTS?!??!?!??

United States project

When I finally finish reading the FNAF lore and realize it took 1987 hours to complete: