Nah you're not gonna touch me with those broke dick fingers unless I capture you first

Alright hear me out 👏 think about fur warmth well actually she doesn't have that much never mind

That's a nice magic trick but where did my genitalla go

Why the fuck does it look like a skin suit I think I'm gonna throw up

Okay I have to address this is his cum black also- no I think that's enough for today see y'all tomorrow

I'll be out there after shaving my full head of hair and my beard

The cracked egg woman is my favorite but not the other one that dragged me after getting drunk

Damn you be doing both at the same time I don't think it's a good idea to crack puns at this time

A girl boss can not defeat a war veteran with PTSD

Bro took a sexual preference too seriously couldn't be me Im always calm, poised, and is in the fetile position