All might more like cumsock might

yes

Me when uhh ermm I dunno

Me when I see deku (he's cute and he's the best)

Uhh peashooter.. that's not how you set your peashooter ablaze.. you'll need a torchwood...

Answer honestly please

All of the above (self harm isn't on purpose, stubbing toe etc.

Guy mom found the cum shoe...

Literally any girl after seeing my huge ah dih!!

Stolen. 100%.