When the teacher interrupts you mid 4chan green text story so now you gotta blow their shit smooth off and start teaching the class dark chudtopian psychology

When your child (7) doesn't wanna yell city boi at 7:30 while prank calling his Neurosurgeon mom and WORST of all, has a future so you GENUINELY gotta hunt him down and kill him ✌✌✌

"awww,what a cute lil rat,he can't POSSIBLY be harmfull,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"(explodes)

Son. 😭

I rated some upcoming asym games based on how hyped I am for them.

When your son (6) needs food and clothes but you GENUINELY spent all your money on helping Kai Cenat and IShowSpeed get out of poverty ✌

When your child (5) wants to show you the drawing of the family he made but Kai Cenat is GENUINELY still reading after his 15 minute timer ended so you punch them and keep watching (mesmerized)

BEHOLD!

The Commander has just accepted invitation to our wonderland and will arive soon to not let his booked position expire!

Do YOU hear the trumpets and laughter of thousands?