Psychologist: What scares you?

Me: You

Psychologist: What?

Me: You're a PSYCHOlogist!

Psychologist: Good joke but I need you to be serious right now

Me: I AM SERIOUS! YOU POSTED PSYCHOLOGY STUFF ABOUT S*X AND ROMANCE RELATIONSHIPS EVEN MORE THAN A NORMA-

Psychologist: Don't worry, he just bumped his head on my paper board and I'm taking him to the surgery room for 'emergency medication' emediately ☺️