What the hell was the lore behind this guy when he was canon?

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KC The Maximum trying not to mix up Mike and Matty's names for 0.01 seconds challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

I have made this page public again to upload some drawing that I was able to recover after I lost everything.

I can't make out what the small text is saying

Blam wants to play with you...

Oh no... My tap is LEAKing...

Credit to @MOTOROIL9000 for the image

The redman pixel art

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