"oh hey Why are y'all reporting me! I didn't do anything!" Ahh moment

Real quick. How TF do I fix this. play store doesn't need to update, but I can't even go to the search bar. Keeps closing. Does anyone know how to fix?

Join 20 mins ago your not Official.

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This what I mean by my phone is broken

they killed him

*ahem* FFFF--- YEAAAA!!!!

I wash my face properly with the face soap :(

Whys it not going awaayyyyyyyyy

(If you don't understand even though it's clear as day what I mean. It's acne)

Me when m-

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