1 month ago

I’m so out of it today man


I went to get some food and the guy had me sign the receipt and I just started walking away and he was like “bro I need the pen back” and then I got my drink and asked for a straw after he had already handed me a straw 😭😭😭😭



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Real voicemail btw: “YOU FORWARDED ME????? (sniffle) This is so not colon three of you!! (sobs a little) ______ Teto would be disappointed in you, what is this??? Miku does not an approve of forwarding are you kidding?! Call me back, call me back PLEASE-”

Remember summer days

So like… this is what they mean by firework on 4th of July right?

1 YEAR OF DAILY/WEEKLY P5!!

Today’s getting kinda crazy, first I was in my bedroom and now I’m in my living room who knows where I’ll be next

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were still a fruit you’d be a cutecomber

I hope you wake up tomorrow and someone falls in love with you… and I hope that someone… is you.

FIRST EXPERT AP!!!