*Karma bumps into Star at the grocery store.*
Karma: watch where you're going, weirdo.
Star: surprised you bother shopping, rather than stealing.
Karma: I'll have you know that I actually come from a very respectable family.
Star: respectable is not the word that I would use.
Olivia: *Walks over.* Could you step over a second so I can try to get that soup up there?
Karma: *Glares at Olivia then at the soup.* can't you reach it yourself, peasant?
Star: oh, certainly perhaps this one can be helpful for once.
Karma: *bluntly* you're a country girl.
Star: and you're still blocking the aisle
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*Unine is sobbing on the stairs.*
Olivia: Um, are you alright?
Unine: *Jumps up.* Ah! Uh- H- hi- hello.
Olivia: ... do you want to talk about it?
Unine: .... no.
Olivia: mm.. alright.
--
*Leech is hopping around his merry way.*
*Excro's arm suddenly reaches out of the bushes and grabs Leach cooling him into his yard.*
Leech: UNHAND ME IMP.
Excro: what are you?
Leech: a parasite.
Excro: ... if you were such a parasite, you would be dead.
Leech: I am a leech!
Excro: guess I better call pest control.
Leech: what?!
Excro: *pulls out a small device that begins to hum ominously.* or perhaps I should just remove you myself, permanently.
--
*Rando and Shadow are waiting for a bus, Leech is on Shadow's shoulder.*
Leech: Where are you off to, stranger?
Rando: that's none of your concern.
Leech: not very talkative are you?
Rando: this a free land. I don't have to talk to pests.
Shadow: .... *places Leech on Rando's shoulder just to see what would happen*
Rando: WHAT THE-
Leech: Weeeee!
--
*Minerva is driving on the road. Kristen runs in front of her car. Minerva slams into her brakes.*
Minerva: are you alright? You're not hurt, are you?
Kristen: #### why's you stop?!
Minerva: * concerned and confused* why did I stop?
... because you ran in front of my car, obviously. Are you feeling alright?
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