When you're so unpopular that you even owe likes.

Do you guys want me to make a video defeating the final boss in Far Cry 5?

If you want, you can all unfollow me, just like one of my followers just did.

I parked as usual, thank God.

Okay, if you guys like it, I made an awesome combo with Noob Saibot.

Wow, How unexpected 😒

Okay, I thought the YouTube bug only happened to me, but when I saw it was global, I unknowingly upgraded my security by changing my password and enabling two-factor authentication.

I lost 2 followers? Who cares?

At least he or she, I don't know, is saving me from deleting my posts.

Thank goodness YouTube came back so quickly.