Stalingrad's intro if he came to Pillar Chase 2

Stalingrad: coming soon the the pillar chase 2 fanon wiki

i am become fat scout

tried learning blender

all that time for this steaming pile of dogshit

oh lawd he coming

poland

new render

hi i still exist

which of these wankers is winning the fight (second character not owned by me)

emesis blue my beloved