2 years ago

I saw this article and was like "Aw yeah, another time to debunk theories!" Sorry, I just love looking through theories and seeing if I can debunk them.


24. Wario the fanboy

The proof of him being a fanboy is very thin. The Mario statue is there because it was Mario's castle until Wario stole it and rebranded it into his own. And about 3, Wario isn't the actor. Heck, Wario wasn't even created during the game's release.

23. All the Mario World's a stage

Yes, 3 is a play, but it was also an actual adventure (as stated in World's manual). As for Paper Mario, it's also a real journey Mario went through. The Party games are spinoffs, so they don't matter.

22. One-trick plumber

2, Land, World, World 2: Yoshi's Island, RPG LOTSS, 64, Sunshine, Galaxy+2, Odyssey, Bowser's Fury, Mario and Luigi series, Paper Mario series. Yep, seem like very similar games.

21. The Legend of... Peach?!

I've heard people call Mario and Zelda universes connected, but never the characters exactly the same. But it's still not a good theory.

20. Yoshi, I choose you!

Yoshis aren't Pokémon, they're their own species.

19. The other side of Peach

Peach's side isn't the only one we get. We actually see some of Bowser's side in various media (of course, with it being by Nintendo). Also, quit believin' in that theory, guys.

18. Peach's real plan

Who the shit wakes up and goes like "Aight, imma fuck a dragon turtle lizard"

17. Another side of Mario

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

16. Mario, the soul harvester

Coins. Are. Not. Souls. Also, you can't prove a theory using a theory.

15. Plumbers of the World, unite!

What is this supposed to mean?

14. Luigi is a gone man, miss him, miss him

Dude, just no. Luigi is alive, now fuck off.

13. Luigi the destroyer

Ok, I actually like this theory.

12. The doctor is in!

This is a pretty stupid theory, since there is basically a doctor version of almost every character.

11. The weirdest third wheel

This is also a stupid theory. Waluigi is in no way related to the Mario Brothers. And Wario is no close, either.

10. "Mama Peach"

Peach isn't Jr.'s mom. Said what I meant. Meant what I said. It's just not possible.

9. Papa Bowser?

Bro, how the fuck would that work?

8. More than just a Shy Guy

The "Shy Guys don't have a face" theory isn't even a theory. It's a fact.

7. It's sort of like lost, except not

No, what happened is that time was reset.

6. Mario... I am your father

Bruh... Jumpman IS Mario.

5. Brothers of another name

Yes, Mario's full name is, in fact, Mario Mario, and you can't do anything about it.

4. Sympathy for Luigi

Luigi doesn't have PTSD. Do you even know what PTSD is? Yeah, I think not.

3. All hail Mario

Uhh... what is this supposed to mean?

2. Mario's Dream Land

The Marioverse isn't a dream, who thinks that when you have shit like Dream Team (Bros.)???

1. W not M

No, j-just no...



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