6 months ago

I should stop obsessing over him for the good of both our sanities




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If it was up to me I'd make my haters go through this

Me

No wait this looks real weird if you see the arms an fingers but this is me guys I am this

Help I'm on a date and he's so cute and I'm nervous what do I say

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

What I do

Elton john but good:

CAUSE IM STILL EDGING FASTER THAN I'VE EVER DID

LOOKING LIKE A COSTCO GUY

FEELING LIKE A BABY GRONK

AND I'M STILL GOONING EVEN AFTER ALL THESE GYATTS

PICKING UP THE RIZZES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KAI ON MY CENAT

I'M STILL TAXIN'

What no internet connection does to a man

They work 9 to 5 now /silly

Tree messages!!

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