Lord X is a bitch-ass motherfucker,He pissed on my FUCKING WIFE, That's right he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and pissed on my FUCKING WIFE, And he said his dick was... T H I S big, and i said that's disgusting so i'm making a callout post on my twiter.com: Lord X,you got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: (idk a weird sound) That's right, baby. All points,No quills,NO PILLOWS, Look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!!!, THAT'S RIGHT!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: M Y S U P E R L A S E R P I S S!!!. Except i'm not gonna piss on the Earth,I'm gonna go higher I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

(why did i make this ;____;)