Bunno's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he shot me in the fucking face. That's right, he took his rusty fuckin' colt M1911 out and he shot me in the fuckin' face, and he said his gun was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Bunno, you've got a small gun. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my gun looks like.
That's right, baby. All barrel, no rust — look at that, it looks like artillery. He shot my face, so guess what, I'm gonna shoot the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER BULLETS!! Except I'm not gonna shoot on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M SHOOTING THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I SHOT THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the B U L L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I shoot you too!
also my first post of 2022 and my 69th post B)
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