victim 1

how do I get him off

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so you're saying i'm constantly recovering from a constant headache?

completely accurate.

that's so nickle

oh, I can't go to that convention! I have no money for a plane to Milaukee! (I still wanna go)

would you rather eat a pound of Old Gateau (pictured above), or a Matter Baby?

normal day in reddit

this website lets you turn an image into a series of emojis.

https://emojimage.com/

DEAR GOD