I hope I don't eat ass or im gonna crawl on all fours and chase people after a 9 to 5 job

This is my favorite pook- I mean sans

He saw the many foul atrocious actions I did to the cookie empire when I am very furious

I might as well become a dog because of how much my soul has left this plain of existence

That thing looks like it's staring into my soul and is ready to stab me repeatedly

She just got rid of his warriors Thanos style

He did the thing from Naruto where he stick the finger up his rear

I had a grim expression on my face, as I was reading that

My anger is like a ticking time bomb where if one inconvenience happens I will take it out on my future family

That was a lie