cryptic dave (yes that is dave miller btw)

hold up this is unironically lore accurate because the player is a worker at ablizorm and this person has a son-

meme idea by @Dayman_bear

bear5 you can't say that

oh uuh sorry for all the posts guys but since ablizorm got to 10000 likes i will reveal microwave lady's name! its STARRYSTORM (not related to ablizorm, they are dating however)

Kolossos hitting that adventure pose

we havent posted on the game in a while so uuuhh have this meme

Party noob has a message for yall (also @ablizorm is missing for a couple of days so i get to do whatever the hell i want)

Twins

ABLIZORM development is literally just this at the moment

Didn't think i would fight noli in a pokemon battle today. I'm not complaining