Hey guys, Qandale Dingle here. I recently just got my account back after being banned for exposing myself on r/teenagers. So anyway, I am definitely not attracted to miners. I guess I’ll have to join r/furry for educational purposes so I can better understand the human-canine evolutionary connection. Did I mention that I have been recieving hate lately? No more Mr. Nice Guy, if we have a problem it’s my way or the highway . We can either do this the hard way or the easy way. Since you laughed at me , you have 30 seconds to delete your ram or I am coming. I am tracking your phone , and am 1 meter away from your house and rapidly approaching. I have escaped jail earlier than expected and am going to find you and punish you. What’s up guys! It’s Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that…. I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD When I was 10 years old my goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie dude!

My mom caught him and beat him with a pan.

I created an explosive bomb and put it in my sister’s lunch box, and blew her to smithereens.

I put Viagra in my goofy ahh uncle’s drink and he tried to do bad things to me.

I drowned in the bathtub when I was 15 years old.

I sold my grandpa’s crutches and he fell down the stairs and broke his back. OHGREATHEAVENS!

My dad gave me a knuckle sandwich full force. OHSHIT!

Hey! Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison! I am staying at my friend Juandale Pringle’s house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison. WHATAREYOUDOING! My baby mama Shaniqua Anderson told me to pay child support, so I gave my baby to creepy old guys.