Well folks, how did you enjoy the long-awaited release of Ask Alex? This was way long overdue and I had to invest both a lot of time and money to make it happen, but damn was it worth it. Plus, now I get to do fun things in VRChat as Alex Coyote!

Ashes for Ashley. Same, yet different. What a rude awakening. Is this thing on?

Let it be known that I'm a man of my word... @SirMemphisto_Heisenmorg @johndoecorpse

Alice's on chilling.

I saw a silly video about a man crashing out over a candy cane and I thought that Alex would have an almost identical reaction. So, I recorded myself recreating that video in VRChat! Happy Holidays, everyone!

Corpslave, what the fuck is wrong with you-

It's finally happening. After almost two years of procrastinating, it's finally happening. Is it gonna be perfect? No. But it's still gonna happen anyways. Ask Alex - coming soon...

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎! 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠. 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞?

I was too embarrassed to show this, but here it is. It's a redesign of the design I presented previously, and it includes non-canon interactions TW: OC x CANON I apologize if there are any mistakes, I'm so confused, lol

No matter what he's talking about, CORPSLAVE never loses that classic corporate tone of voice.