(This is about my au)

Duskr: Where's Dusk?

Fusk: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Fusk, shouting: Dust sucks!

Dusk, distantly: Dust is the best person ever! Fuck you! You should be in hell for saying that now!

Fusk: Found them.

Duskr, talking about Fusk: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Dusk: Are we stealing them?

Dust: New or used?

Duskr: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Dusk, trying to be scary: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Duskr: A doll.

Dust: A cinnamon roll.

Fusk: A sweetheart.

Dusk:

Dusk: ...stop it.

Fell!gb: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Gfreddy : Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down. You can do it.I believe in you.

Gb: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Gb: Look at the buns on my brother!

Gfreddy: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Fell!gb: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Gb: I'm not going back to joke jail!

Error!gb: Why would you think any of this was a good idea!?

Swap!gb: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Error!gb: . . .

Swap!gb: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

Swap!gb: Would you like something to drink? *she open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Nightmare: Spiders?

Swap!gb: Spiders it is then.

Nightmare: No, that wasn't-

*But she was already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders...*

Swap!gb: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Nightmare: *is crawing in from the window* Go the fuck to sleep

Swap!gb: What gif I don't want to?

Nightmare: Fuck You!

Dusk: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Dust: I think you mean cards.

Dusk, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Dusk, pointing a camera at Ink!gb: There they are, our sweet baby.

Ink!gb, holding a thing full of helium: Wha-?

Outer!gb: Change is inedible.

Ink!gb: Don't you mean inevitable?

Outer!gb, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Nightmare!gb: Go to Hell!

Ink!gb, tearing up: I wish I could.....

Golden bunny: you do realize that Ink!gb here doesn't have a soul?

Nightmare!gb:

Nightmare!gb: .......I forgot.........

Ink!gb: wait wha-?

Outer!gb: I prevented a murder today.

Ink!gb: Really? How'd you do that?

Outer!gb: self control.

Dust: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Dusk: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Dust:

Dusk: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

Dusk: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Dust: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Dusk: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Golden bunny: *is laughing in the background.*

Dusk: I prevented a murder today.

Dust: Really? How'd you do that?

Dusk: self control.

Dust: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Dusk:

Dusk: Dust, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Dust: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Dusk: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Dust: Mind your language!

Dusk: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Dust:

Dusk: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Dusk, pointing a camera at Dust: There they are, our sweet baby.

Dust, holding a cigarette: What-?

Dusk: Is something burning?

Dust: Just my love for you.

Dusk: Dust, the toaster is on fire.

Dust: So what's for dinner?

Dusk, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Dusk: This is such a bad idea.

Dust: Then why are you coming along?

Dusk: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Dusk: You're giving me a sticker?

Dust: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Dusk: I'm not a preschooler.

Dust: Fine, I'll take it back

Dusk: I earned this, back off!

Dust: Don't stay up all night, Dusk. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

Dusk:

Dusk: ...............fine........

Duskr: Truth or dare?

Dusk: Dare.

Duskr: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Dusk: Hey Dawn?

Dawn (who has yellow clothes), blushing: Yeah?

Dusk: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Dust.

Dawn, referring to Dust: He's a dork.

Dusk: Yes, but he's my loveable dork, idiot!

Fusk: My head hurts.

Duskr: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Fusk: Relationships should be 50/50. Duskr cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Fusk: We’re getting into a relationship, bitches!

Duskr: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Dusk: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Fusk: Oh-? Even more humiliating than bei-

Dusk: We are not doing this!

Duskr: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So don’t you try and stop me, Fusk!

Fusk: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

Fusk: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch" and their mine child!

Duskr: I see you're passing on your name but without the "My".

Duskr: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Fusk.

Duskr: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for.

Duskr: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it.

Fusk: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either.

Duskr: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though.

Fusk: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it.

Duskr: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

Dusk: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, Fusk, I’m at a parent teacher conference, and shhhh

Dusk: Anyways, you said Duskr is enjoying finger painting! That's great!

Fusk: So you like cats?

Duskr: Yeah.

Fusk: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Fusk: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Duskr, blushing: Aww-

Fusk: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Duskr, angry at Fusk: how dare you! You got my hopes up!

Duskr: How would you like to live forever?

Fusk: I'd hate it. Shut the fuck up love.

Fusk: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Duskr: AS ENEMIES?!

Fusk:

Husk (from horrortale): What did you order this morning?

Duskr: What do you mean?

Husk: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.

Duskr: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Fusk: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

Dusk: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Dust: You're drinking orange juice.

Dust: Isn’t a bit dangerous?

Dusk: Dust, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Dust: ...

Dusk: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Dust: ...

Dusk: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.

Duskr: My dad has a spiked collar.

Duskr: *dog

Fusk: .....you said you don't have any family.......

Fusk: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’

Fusk: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

GameJolt!gb : Why are Horror!gb and Dust!gb sitting with their backs to each other?

Outer!gb: They had a fight.

Gamejolt!gb: Then why are they holding hands?

Outer!gb: They get sad when they fight.

GameJolt!gb: Why are your tongues purple?

Horror!gb: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Dust!gb: I had a red one.

Outer!gb: oh

Outer!gb:

Outer!gb: OH

GameJolt!gb:

GameJolt!gb: You drank each other's slushies?

Outer!gb's mind: *"how is GameJolt!gb so innocent!? I would literally kill to be innocent again."*

Dust!gb: Borror(nickname that Dust!gb gave to Horror!gb) was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Horror!gb: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Dust!gb: Borror, you ate a chair.

Dust!gb, pointing: May I sit there?

Horror!gb: That's my lap

Dust!gb: That doesn't answer my question, Horror!gb.

Dust!gb: Is something burning?

Horror!gb: Just my love for you.

Dust!gb: Borror, the toaster is on fire.

Swap!gb, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Nightmare: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Swap!gb, with the tone of someone who is used to Nightmare: Outstanding.

Swap!gb: This is what I’m talking about people.

Outer!gb, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

GameJolt!gb, pulling out an Uno card: +4!

Swap!gb, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Nightmare, trembling: What are we even playing!?!?!

Outer!gb: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

GameJolt!gb: Looking right because you left

Swap!gb: Looking up cause you let me down

Nightmare: Looking down cause Dream fucked up

Error!gb: What is wrong with you guys?

Outer!gb: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Error!gb: Have everyone stand.

GameJolt!gb: Bring three more chairs!

Nightmare: The most important ones can sit down.

Swap!gb: Kill three.

Outer!gb: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

GameJolt!gb: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Swap!gb: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Nightmare: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Error!gb: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Outer!gb: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Swap!gb: Rude.

Gamejolt!gb: That’s fair. But why?

Nightmare: Not again.

Error!gb: Are you going to want this back?

Outer!gb: now I believe that GameJolt!gb is the most sane person out of anyone I've known.

Outer!gb: Are we really going to let GameJolt!gb keep Swap!gb?

Fell!gb: We kept Error!gb.

Outer!gb: What did you guys get in your yearbook when you guys were in high school? I got 'quiet yet kind kid'

Golden bunny: 'Laziest Smile'

GameJolt!gb: 'Nicest Personality'

Nightmare: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Error!gb: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Swap!gb: Here's some advice

Nightmare: I didn't ask for any

Swap!gb: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me and actually understands me

Swap!gb: Someone will die.

GameJolt!gb: Of fun!

Dust!gb: Are we fighting or flirting?

Horror!gb: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Dust!gb: Your point?

Dust!gb: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Horror!gb: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.Horror!gb: Are you a painting?

Dust!gb: What-?

Horror!gb: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Outer!gb's mind: *"are those 2 dating????"*

Dust!gb: I want to kiss you.

Horror!gb, not paying attention: What?

Dust!gb: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Dust!gb: I love you.

Horror!gb, not paying attention: What was that?

Dust!gb: I said I’m selling you to the zOo

Dust!gb: I feel like doing something stupid.

Horror!gb: I’m stupid, do me.

*Horror!gb comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Dust!gb’s bedroom.*

Dust!gb: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Horror!gb: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Horror!gb: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

Dust!gb: ...

Horror!gb: The stars are so beautiful...

Dust!gb: They're just giant balls of gas.

Horror!gb: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Dust!gb: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Horror!gb: Oh...

Horror!gb: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Dust!gb: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Horror!gb: No, like, U R A Q T.

Dust!gb: Awwww!

Dust!gb: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Horror!gb: Wow. They sound stupid.

Dust!gb: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Horror!gb: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Dust!gb: I guess you’re right. Hey Horror!gb, I love you.

Horror!gb: See! Just say that!

Dust!gb: Holy fucking shit.

Horror!gb: If that flies over their head then, sorry Dust!gb, but they're too dumb for you.

Dust!gb: Horror!gb.

Horror!gb: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Dust!gb: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Horror!gb: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Dust!gb: Is it working?

Horror!gb: That was so hot, Dust bunny(nickname Horror!gbgave to Dust!gb).

Dust!gb: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Horror!gb: I'm so in love with you.

Horror!gb: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Dust!gb: It was autocorrect.

Horror!gb: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Dust!gb: Yes.

Horror!gb: Two bros!

Dust!gb: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Horror!gb and Dust!gb, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

Dust!gb: I’m in love with you.

Horror!gb: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Dust!gb: I know.

Horror!gb: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Horror!gb: *angrily presses Dust!gb against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Dust!gb: ...

Dust!gb: Are we about to kiss-

Dust!gb: Borror no... I've had a long day.

Horror!gb: awe come on my Dust bunny, wait don't move your neck or I'll bite you.

Dust!gb: Borror stop that right now...

Horror!gb: *love bite* >:}

Dust!gb: Okay, you got my sweet spot.

Horror!gb: Well of course I did... say my name, say my name...

Dust!gb: When no one is around me, Borror I will love you. I don't play no games.

Horror!gb: Say my name, say my name...

Dust!gb: Borror, you're never shady, always be my lady because you never change.

Horror!gb: Awe, my Dust bunny! 💕

Dust!gb: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Horror!gb: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.