"how am i gonna 'blorp' my way outta this one?"

cue laughtrack

Blorp's last words on June 30th, 2024

that fucking machine that i hate

it's not worth it anymore martha

"the secret missions are cool" my brother in christ Something wicked this way comes...

I could have done that.

FUCK 3-1

none of you guys know him (except for like. kolby) but this is my third main oc (others being jasper and tart)

he is the sole remaining agent of project_purgatory lmao! the fungus is seeping into my brain

ahahaha classic SF hijinks as always!

the original bfdi was never really that good it's just nostalgia and the current, better state of object shows making it seem better than it really is

FUCK GABRIEL