I found a solution for me and my bitch wife

Me

not feeling any better

Lazy gif I made for the strawpage

Got the Deivy skin and in the first round everyone just stared At my Thang?

Dude

Morning doodle

I don't like how this looks ( because of the anatomy ) but I was feeling upset when drawing this ^__^;

I CANT DO ANYTHING

Which one do I buy