Since the technicians unfortunately died, here are their shorthand replacements, others are soon to come

Parasitic Wife

Dayshift at Friedrich's 2 is cancelled due to @Chilled_out_penguin revealing the "W Faps" route. This is a very sad day, but alas, you only have him to blame.

hump

Everything is chrome in the future!

onn meine gott errybiody! ve reech one honded fo,lrrws nad rtres hundred play/sdownlsoda onn menie goottt

The 3 musketeers alans

Jimtrap redesign

NOT AGAIN NOT. AGAIN.

(@Kirbeh2 )

SHIT GETS REAL